Haute Couture for the apocalypse

Haute Couture for the apocalypse

$438.00

Do you love how all space movies send the diaspora to these trashy planets populated with horrendous beasts, and they have to fight for their lives, but somehow it’s better than living on earth (god only knows what happened there)? OK, if i I’m going to another planet, I’m bringing mad style and all my earthy goodness with me. Weeerk.

Handmade enameled steel pendant and ring with handmade sterling silver chain and hook closure. I have one of these high-style beauties, fit for your next apocalypse, in the shop. You can always tell when I extra love a piece because there are a million pictures of it on the page.

Special care instructions:

This lovely is made of steel and enamel. Please understand that enamel is glass, and just as a wine glass would shatter if you hurled it to the floor, likely will this piece if you treat her badly. So don’t treat her badly. While not nearly as fragile as a wine glass, it warrants understanding the elements of her composition. Please don’t wear in the shower, the hot tub, the swimming pool nor in a thunderstorm—I mean, if she rusts a little more, that wouldn’t be such a bad thing, though her components are sealed to protect against the elements—anyway, love her madly, and she will offer a lifetime of willing service to you..

xo

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